Parker Langerak

Parker Langerak is the ex-husband of Colour Fluff and the father of Tumblr and Denim Shorts Fluff. He's also the son of Dustin Langerak, another one of Colour's baby daddies and the father of Walmart Fluff.

Early Life
He and Colour met at a party held by his father Dustin. At that party, Colour flirted with him as she was desperate to get pregnant again.

While he was in the Fluff household, Colour proposed to him and they had a private wedding in the bedroom (and no, that's not another way of saying they woohooed).

Parker and Steam Mop didn't get along very well and soon became enemies. Taylee had to make sure to keep Steam Mop from literally boring Parker to death as he tried to do that on multiple occasions.

Taylee made him get a job in the business career and soon after Taylee realised that Colour couldn't get pregnant while she was still married to Parker, Parker and Colour divorced.